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Neal liked to take the "groggy Gregg gets dressed in the morning" picture every day.
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Our room was endowed by the Rushmore family! Max would have been proud.
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I accidentially knocked over this tree.
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Neal was all like "Damn, Gregg. You totally knocked over that tree."
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On the walk to the bridge we played "games" (which were really just cleverly disguised exercises).
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the bridge! we're getting closer!
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This is my J. Crew ad.
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...closer...
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Then I accidentally knocked over this other tree.
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most confusing sign ever
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on the bridge there's just this tiny wall separating us from the traffic screaming by
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me in cepia tone
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The view from the bridge.
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looking down off the bridge
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We dared eachother to hold valuable stuff over the edge.
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It was so scary that I couldn't look.
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Well, we got across the bridge... now what?
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The quintessential San Fran picture. Neal very serious in the lead; Gregg goofing off in the background like an 8-year-old.
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This bus stop did not exist.
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This is me waiting for this guy on the bike to pass by so I could pee over the edge.
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Neal also liked to take the "Gregg won't get out of bed" picture ever morning.
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If you ask me, San Francisco's only flaw was that it had too many laws. I mean, c'mon! You can't even drive on the sidewalk out there!
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There's a smut district that borders every section of the city.
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here's a picture we took from our helicopter ride
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I either collapsed of exaustion or Neal punched me out.
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Ah, the old "put the cigar in the statue's hand" trick.
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yr lunchin'
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We were hangin' out in front of the supermarket, minding our own business, eating peanut-butter sandwiches and we got free beer. Why are we so cool?
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Neal has spotted the bridge in the distance.
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Killer seagulls & pigeons.
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Neal plays a "game" (shh... it's really exercise).
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Neal poses for his Gap ad.
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There were these scary doors in the side of this hill that we were afraid to go in.
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Maybe Frodo lives in there?
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These tunnels went around the corners and everything! This picture was taken with a flash - really it's pitch black in there.
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you saw it here first, folks
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"We gotta walk all the way back?!"
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Neal stepped in that puddle. Da ha.
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"Well, I give up. I don't know where the bridge is."
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How cute is Neal?
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"This does not make me feel safe."
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Look at Neal! He looks like a monkey!
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Look! Seals and / or otters!
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Da ha!
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The underbelly of the bridge.
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After walking across the bridge we thought we'd go to Rome.
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And so we did.
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Oop!
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None of those fake emergencies, please.
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I don't need to explain why I love this sign.
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