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| no man should have to be up this early |
This is me sitting on the side of my
bed after my shower. I kept telling my feet to move, but they
just wouldn't start walking. They were too tired. |
I ate some cereal for breakfast. I put
in my own raisens so they were nice and plump and juicy. |
Russy is my friend in the morning. |

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| He tries to eat my cereal with his cold
wet snout. |
I was all pissy and tired, so I refused
to buckle my seatbelt in protest. My car was very dissapointed
with me. |
Saturdays at MBE with Pete. He's a cool
guy. |
We have LOTS of styrofoam packing peanuts.
I come home with little peanut crumbs attached to me every day.
I hate them. |

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| Ahh, good ol' Bob Z. He really takes
pride in his work, and Iike that in a printer. |
Yeah, you see, it's just that we're
filling out these PSO's now, and we're going to need them compleated
with every customer... yeah... |
Here's the cash register. |
Here's the scale. And a tape measure. |

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| security envelopes |
office supplies |
highlight tape |
I have nightmares about the sound of
the tape guns. Every time you pull a strip of tape across a box,
it screeches violently and loudly and customers complain. But
that's only because customers complain about everything. "This
job would be great if it weren't for the customers". |

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| A disgruntled employee sits angrly on
the job. |
I got to Wawa a lot during my shifts.
It's always the highlight of the day. |
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