I'm beginning to think that Lancaster is really the place for me. I mean you got your Rice's Flea Market, your cheap strip joints, great people, and now to top it all off, Shady Maple. Shady Maple is perfect for people like me. People who like to order things like hot dogs and waffles in one sitting. You see, a meal the way I like it can get pretty pricey. But all that is solved when I come to Shady Maple. There I can get a huge salad, four or five types of meat, chili, mashed potatoes, stuffing and dessert - all for one great price. Smorgasboard eating is the life for me.

Welcome to Heaven	the most wonderful room in the world	Larissa was really excited to eat. To prove it, she made this face.	These are the great people of Lancaster that I am talking about.
my starter course	Round two - meats and potatoes. A real American meal.	Lee got a little carried away with her mashed potatoes	Oh God! Unbutton! My stomach is going to explode!
Hayden releases her stomach pressure	Larissa followed suit and caressed her food baby	After eating, we went into the disgustingly large gift shop.	Excuse me, do you know where I could get some ceramic gifaffes in assorted colours? (that's right, I used a "u")
It was only a matter of time before we started to do x-rated things with the gift store items.	This one was just too easy.	Matt and this clown take a leek.	Yeah!
People in Lancaster are good, old fashioned, God-fearing folks. And they have the creepy post cards to prove it.	the saddest clown	X-Treme Bible!	Hayden butt-sexed Matt. And he liked it.
What the HELL am I?	It seems everything we do ends with buttsex. And that's the way I like it.	Later on we went to the most useless park in Radnor - the one by the side of Lancaster. Here's folks on the bench.	Once again I caught Rob and Daisy making out. What's with the leg action?
We went exploring and found Narnia!	Then Daisy and her friend went a little wild.

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